
How to write horrible Java
I feel horrible today. I am sick- my throat hurts, my head is not working as it should. Hence, I decided I will tell you how to write horrible Java code. If you are tired of all these beautiful patterns and best practices and you want to write something insane- read on. Maybe you like horror stories but in code- this may appeal to you! If you are looking for advice on how to write good code- look elsewhere! Check my review of “Effective Java“ and take it from there. Nothing nice is waiting for you in the following paragraphs… But if you are insisting on reading… ...








